This week Jake and Sky are joined by their first lady guest Amy! We watch Ninja Turtles Next Mutation episode 19: The Good Dragon. It was a weird one from the jump.
We discuss how the turtles still ignore what Venus has to say, how Raph is basically a frat boy douche, and I had to cut like 15 minutes of lemonade talk.
This week Jake and Sky sit down with James Fletcher to watch Ninja Turtles the Next Mutation episode 18: King Wick. Finally we got a Wick spotlight.
In this episode we learn that maybe books found in the sewer have been discarded for a reason, Wick has no idea what humans use toilets for, Donatello is a boob man, and mattresses are invulnerable to dragon magic.
This week Jake and Sky watch Ninja Turtles the Next Mutation Episode 17: Enemy of my Enemy.
Shredder comes back! Well, Oroku Saki the homeless man comes back.
This week we discuss proper living room etiquette, the Next Mutation Writing method, and get annoyed by a magical item that they don't bother to make magical in any way.
Jake and Sky watch Ninja Turtles the Next Mutation Episode 16: Going Ape.
We discuss the underlying subtext of the show, how Bonesteel and the Rank are the F*%KING worst at what they do, and how maybe Michelangelo was able to succeed where Leonardo has failed.
This week we're joined by the one and only Alan Sells! You can hear our decent into madness as we watch Ninja Turtles the Next Mutation episode 15: Sewer Crash. Alan picked this episode because it was a Donny spotlight, and boy was it ever...
We learn that the Himalayas' yeti ghetto has a shockingly good technical school, if you want to ensure your anonymity you should wear 3 masks, and the word banana will cease to have meaning.
You can find Alan on PWTUnited, Hard Reboot, and Cool Kids Table
Jake and Sky watch episode 14 of Ninja Turtles the next mutation, Truth or Consequences. Sky fell asleep several times through the viewing, so take that as you will.
We learn that cape fighting is part of the Shenobi training, Michaelangelo is still doing the sewer hour pirate radio, and the writer of this show probably loves Austin Powers a lot.
This week Jake and Sky watch Ninja Turtles The next mutation episode 13 Mutant Reflections.
This was a Dr. Quease episode so things get weird and full of really unnecessary sound effects.
We discuss Mulan's place in the Disney cannon, the proper pronunciation for the plural of the people of Kamino, and a little bit about this episode.
This week we watch Ninja Turtles Next Mutation Episode 12: Turtles' Night Out. We're joined this week by special guest Jake Mason of the MorphinGrid and many other podcasts! He didn't really realize what he was getting into when he agreed to come on the show, and things get a little confusing as there are too many Jakes.
We discuss so many things I'm going to list more then three! We learn about pirate radio shows, the changing geography of new york, the Great Value brand Droogs of 8th street, the heavy handed anti-drug message of the turtles, and Master Splinter straight up has no more f**ks to give.
Also, Jake Mason totally makes a pun at 18:45. I think that is worth noting.
This week, we're joined by our friend John Furby. We will never refer to him by his first name.
We watch Ninja Turtles The Next Mutation episode 11: Windfall. This one was actually enjoyable. After the last two episodes it was quite the relief.
We discuss the logistics of a teenage mutant turtle with no social security number claiming the prize money from the New York State lotto, the inner dynamics of Silver's multicolored gang, and somehow, Venus is once again the most competent turtle on the team.
We watch Ninja Turtles episode 10 Trusting Dr. Quease. This one was rough.
A whole lot of nothing happens, we question weather or not Donatello really is the smart one, and it's hard to come up with a third thing for this description.