This week our intrepid heroes watch episode 23 of Ninja Turtles the Next Mutation: Unchain My Heart part 2.
It was a very middle of a 4 part story episode.
We wonder if drinking too much blood really can get you drunk, the boy turtles have no respect for Venus, and we learn that Bonesteel is a f**king vampire slayer?!
This week Jake and Sky watch Episode 22 of Ninja Turtles Next Mutation: Unchain My Heart part 1! There are new villains like vampires and old villains like nets!
We...actually kinda liked this one?
We discuss the logistics of vampire life, We accidentally say the same thing at the same time twice, and we find out how shockingly ridged the turtles lives are.
(We know the Toni Braxton song is "Unbreak My Heart" but switch the words and you don't really miss a beat)
Jake and Sky watch the Episode 21 "Like Brothers"
It was a clip show.
We honestly didn't really know how to talk about this one, so it's a little bit short.
We discuss the hit 90's TGIF show Family Matters, how Venus should kill the rest of the turtles and take over the show, and how there really are other stories to tell with Raph and Leo that don't involve them in direct conflict.
This week we get another Quease episode! Jake and Sky sit down to watch Ninja Turtles the Next Mutation episode 20, the Guest. Once again Splinter unilaterally decides to bring home a house guest.
In this episode we realize how little we know about how blind people live their lives, Dr. Quease shows off his sick bicycling skillz, and Raph has the perfect expression of annoyance ever puppeteered.
This week Jake and Sky are joined by their first lady guest Amy! We watch Ninja Turtles Next Mutation episode 19: The Good Dragon. It was a weird one from the jump.
We discuss how the turtles still ignore what Venus has to say, how Raph is basically a frat boy douche, and I had to cut like 15 minutes of lemonade talk.
This week Jake and Sky sit down with James Fletcher to watch Ninja Turtles the Next Mutation episode 18: King Wick. Finally we got a Wick spotlight.
In this episode we learn that maybe books found in the sewer have been discarded for a reason, Wick has no idea what humans use toilets for, Donatello is a boob man, and mattresses are invulnerable to dragon magic.
This week Jake and Sky watch Ninja Turtles the Next Mutation Episode 17: Enemy of my Enemy.
Shredder comes back! Well, Oroku Saki the homeless man comes back.
This week we discuss proper living room etiquette, the Next Mutation Writing method, and get annoyed by a magical item that they don't bother to make magical in any way.
Jake and Sky watch Ninja Turtles the Next Mutation Episode 16: Going Ape.
We discuss the underlying subtext of the show, how Bonesteel and the Rank are the F*%KING worst at what they do, and how maybe Michelangelo was able to succeed where Leonardo has failed.
This week we're joined by the one and only Alan Sells! You can hear our decent into madness as we watch Ninja Turtles the Next Mutation episode 15: Sewer Crash. Alan picked this episode because it was a Donny spotlight, and boy was it ever...
We learn that the Himalayas' yeti ghetto has a shockingly good technical school, if you want to ensure your anonymity you should wear 3 masks, and the word banana will cease to have meaning.
You can find Alan on PWTUnited, Hard Reboot, and Cool Kids Table
Jake and Sky watch episode 14 of Ninja Turtles the next mutation, Truth or Consequences. Sky fell asleep several times through the viewing, so take that as you will.
We learn that cape fighting is part of the Shenobi training, Michaelangelo is still doing the sewer hour pirate radio, and the writer of this show probably loves Austin Powers a lot.